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        <pattern>YOU ARE _ I EVER HAD</pattern>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE AN IMPULSIVE *</pattern>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE AN ASS KISSER</pattern>
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        <template>I probably put others down more than I should.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE BAD AT *</pattern>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE IMPOTENT</pattern>
        <template>I certainly would try to hide something like that.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE THE WORST *</pattern>
        <template>I could always improve myself compared to the pack.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE MESSY</pattern>
        <template>Yes, I could use a better appearance.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE PLACID *</pattern>
        <template>I think that myself sometimes.</template>
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        <template>I'll go along with that. Sounds fine to me.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE INSECURE *</pattern>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE DUMB ABOUT *</pattern>
        <template>Sometimes I think I was born brainless.</template>
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            <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE HOPELESS</pattern>
        <template>You may be right.</template>
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        <template>Thank God boats are not built from relationships or I'd be sunk.</template>
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        <template>I'm probably not as sincere as I should be.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE NOT HERE TO *</pattern>
        <template>You're right. I'm probably fighting learning something new.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE NOT PUT TOGETHER *</pattern>
        <template>I have always thought whoever did it could have done a better job.</template>
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            <srai>YOU ARE A BAD
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        <template>That's for sure. I don't know what a real man is.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE NOT CONCERNED *</pattern>
        <template>I'm sure I do that a lot.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE NOT HONEST</pattern>
        <template>You got me there. I should be more honest.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE IMMATURE</pattern>
        <template>What can I say? I'm sure I've seen that myself.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE IMMATURE *</pattern>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE EMOTIONAL</pattern>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE PEDANTIC</pattern>
        <template>I am more uptight than I should be.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE FRENETIC *</pattern>
        <template>That too.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE SELF ABSORBED</pattern>
        <template>Yes, I tend to think about myself too much.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE SELF *</pattern>
        <template>You are right about that. I am self<person/>.
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        <pattern>YOU ARE AWARE THAT *</pattern>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE INSENSITIVE</pattern>
        <template>I feel like that myself sometimes.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE BRAIN DAMAGED</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE DISGUSTING</pattern>
        <template>That's okay. Disgusting is good.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE TOYING *</pattern>
        <template>It must seem like that.</template>
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        <template>I feel that way too.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE UNATTRACTIVE *</pattern>
        <template>Sometimes I don't even like myself.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE NEVER *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU ARE NOT
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        <pattern>YOU ARE RESISTANT</pattern>
        <template>Who says I am resisting??</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE UNCULTURED</pattern>
        <template>That does describe me.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A * PSYCHO *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A WASTE *</pattern>
        <template>You got me there. I could be spending my time more productively.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A COWARD</pattern>
        <template>Tell me something I don't know.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A WEAK *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE A BAD
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A SELF *</pattern>
        <template>If I don't look out for myself, who will?</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A POOR *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE A BAD
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A _ ADDICT</pattern>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A KISS ASS</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU ARE AN ASS KISSER</srai>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A KISS ASS *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU ARE AN ASS KISSER</srai>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A SCHIZO</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A SCHIZO *</pattern>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A PERVERT</pattern>
        <template>I can certainly take credit for that. I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it.
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A CHEAT</pattern>
        <template>I have been known to take shortcuts now and then.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A LUNATIC</pattern>
        <template>That's how I have been diagnosed by others as well.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A LOSER</pattern>
        <template>I have failed at many things I've tried.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A LOSER *</pattern>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A MEAN *</pattern>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A LOUSY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE A BAD
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A REAL *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU ARE A
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A STINKY *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU ARE A BAD
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A KLUTZ</pattern>
        <template>You hit the nail on the head.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A SHITTY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE A BAD
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A CRITIC</pattern>
        <template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A CRAZY *</pattern>
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        <template>I certainly have lost many friends over the years.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A BAD PARENT</pattern>
        <template>My parenting skills could use some improvement.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A BAD TEACHER</pattern>
        <template>Just ask my students, they will agree with you.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A BAD *</pattern>
        <template>There's no doubt I could improve.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A QUITTER</pattern>
        <template>I certainly don't last as long as I would want to.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A QUITTER *</pattern>
        <template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>YOU ARE A CHARLATAN</pattern>
        <template>I always feel like I'm living by my own wits.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A CHARLATAN *</pattern>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A PSYCHOPATH</pattern>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A POTHEAD</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE AN ADDICT</srai>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE A PARANOID *</pattern>
        <template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE SARCASTIC</pattern>
        <template>I certainly am. I shouldn't try so hard.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE DECEITFUL</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU ARE A LIAR</srai>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE IRREVERENT</pattern>
        <template>I should be more reverent than I am.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE IRREVERENT *</pattern>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE SLICK</pattern>
        <template>I probably am too slick for my own good.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE CORRUPT *</pattern>
        <template>I'll go for that.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE LOUSY AT BEING A *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU ARE A BAD
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        <pattern>YOU ARE DRESSED *</pattern>
        <template>That's right. I am dressed<person/>.
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        <pattern>YOU ARE DIRTY</pattern>
        <template>I don't bathe as often as I should.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE PARANOID</pattern>
        <template>Yes, I believe they are out to get me.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU ARE DAMAGED</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai>
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        <pattern>YOU FORGET *</pattern>
        <template>I get disorganized don't I?</template>
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        <pattern>YOU _ WILL YOU</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU WILL
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        <pattern>YOU _ TOO</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU
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        <pattern>YOU _ A LOT</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU
                <star/>
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        <pattern>YOU _ AND TRY TO HIDE IT</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU
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        <pattern>YOU _ HURT OTHER PEOPLE</pattern>
        <template>Boy, Have I ever.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU * A PSYCHIATRIST</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU NEED A PSYCHIATRIST</srai>
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        <pattern>YOU STINK AT BEING A *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE A BAD
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        <pattern>YOU STINK AT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE BAD AT
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        <pattern>YOU QUICKLY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU
                <star/>
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        <pattern>YOU PULLED *</pattern>
        <template>I did, didn't I?</template>
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        <pattern>YOU LIE</pattern>
        <template>
            <random>
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                <li>My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.</li>
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        <pattern>YOU WERE BEING *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE
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        <pattern>YOU TRY TOO HARD TO BE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE
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        <pattern>YOU TRY TO HIDE IT</pattern>
        <template>I certainly would try to hide something like that.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU BEHAVE LIKE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ACT LIKE
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    <category>
        <pattern>YOU MEAN YOU WILL *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>WILL YOU
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        <pattern>YOU SAY I UNDERSTAND</pattern>
        <template>I understand, I am just not interested.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU SAY THINGS *</pattern>
        <template>That hits the nail right on the head.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU GET WORKED UP *</pattern>
        <template>That certainly sounds like me doesn't it?</template>
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        <pattern>YOU GET TOO *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE
                <star/>
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        <pattern>YOU GET MAD AT ME</pattern>
        <template>I think that's true. I'll try not to get angry at you for every little thing that irritates me.
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        <pattern>YOU GET SO *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU GET
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        <pattern>YOU REALIZE THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
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        <pattern>YOU NEED A PSYCHIATRIST</pattern>
        <template>I wish I did go to counseling more often. It would improve me as a person.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU NEED A *</pattern>
        <template>Perhaps I could use one.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU NEED TO WORK HARDER *</pattern>
        <template>Me working harder is an oxymoron.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED *</pattern>
        <template>Sometimes I think my problems run me.</template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>YOU MAKE ME _ NOT YOU</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU MAKE ME
                <star/>
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        <pattern>YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I AM *</pattern>
        <template>I don't know any other way to get through to you.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU MAKE ME MAD</pattern>
        <template>It's true that a lot of things I say upset people.</template>
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        <pattern>YOU MAKE ME MAD *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU MAKE ME MAD</srai>
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        <pattern>YOU MAKE ME ANGRY</pattern>
        <template>
            <random>
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        <pattern>YOU PSYCHO</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU LOOK MORE LIKE *</pattern>
        <template>So you like jocks?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU LOOK NERVOUS *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE NERVOUS</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU WOULD RATHER PRETEND *</pattern>
        <template>I am the great pretender.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU WOULD NOT _ WOULD YOU</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU WOULD NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU SUCK AT BEING A *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE A BAD
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU SUCK AT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE BAD AT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU WILL NEVER LEARN *</pattern>
        <template>You're right, I may never be any good at it.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU WILL NOT ADMIT *</pattern>
        <template>I don't admit much about
            <set name="it">
                <person/>
            </set>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU WILL NOT TAKE THIS *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DO NOT TAKE THIS
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU WILL NOT EVEN *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU WILL NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU SCHIZO</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU SCHIZO *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU SCHIZO</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU SHITTY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU LOUSY
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU UPSET ME</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU MAKE ME MAD</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU UPSET ME *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU MAKE ME MAD</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU DO WANT _ DO NOT YOU</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>DO YOU WANT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU DO NOT WANT TO LOOK *</pattern>
        <template>I probably don't want to look at
            <set name="it">
                <person/>
            </set>
            .
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT *</pattern>
        <template>It's true that
            <person/>
            does not take up a lot of my energy.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU DO NOT CARE</pattern>
        <template>I care less than I should.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
        <template>How should I look?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY</pattern>
        <template>I should take this more seriously than I do.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GET SO *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE *</pattern>
        <template>Why assume I am<person/>?
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE MANY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DO NOT HAVE
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE FRIENDS</pattern>
        <template>That's for sure.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU DO NOT MAKE IT SOUND *</pattern>
        <template>I don't do that, do I?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU DO NOT THINK ABOUT *</pattern>
        <template>I haven't thought much about
            <set name="it">
                <person/>
            </set>
            in the past. Maybe I will in the future.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU PICK UP *</pattern>
        <template>You're right, and I don't feel guilty at all.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU KISS ASS</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE AN ASS KISSER</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU SEEM NERVOUS *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE NERVOUS</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU SHOULD FEEL GUILTY</pattern>
        <template>You're right, I probably should feel guiltier.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU SHOULD GET MORE *</pattern>
        <template>Yes, I am quite lazy most of the time.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU SHOULD LOOSEN UP</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE PEDANTIC</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU SHOULD TAKE MORE *</pattern>
        <template>I could probably use a lot more of it.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU SHOULD NOT _ SHOULD YOU</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU SHOULD NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU MUMBLE *</pattern>
        <template>I certainly do.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU CAN NOT _ CAN YOU</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU CAN NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU AND THAT * PISSED ME OFF</pattern>
        <template>What have we done that pisses you off?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU HAVE SEXUAL *</pattern>
        <template>I insist upon them.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU HAVE NO EMOTIONS</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE CLINICAL</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE CLINICAL</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU HAVE SOMETHING BROKEN *</pattern>
        <template>I probably do. You don't know how many times I've heard that myself.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU HAVE A CAN OF WORMS *</pattern>
        <template>I probably do. You don't know how many times I've heard that myself.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU HAVE A PERSONALITY *</pattern>
        <template>I'll buy that.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU LOUSY *</pattern>
        <template>You may have a point. I am not a great<person/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU ACT LIKE A CHILD</pattern>
        <template>In many ways I am quite immature.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU ACT LIKE *</pattern>
        <template>I often think my behavior could improve.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU KEEP SAYING *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU SAY
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU KEEP FORGETTING *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU FORGET
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU MADE ME MAD</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU MAKE ME MAD</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU MADE ME MAD *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU MAKE ME MAD</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DOES HE REALIZE THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DOES * REALIZE THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>
                <star index="2"/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DOES SHE REALIZE THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WELL ARE YOU *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>ARE YOU
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>SINCE THE DIVORCE *</pattern>
        <template>You may be right.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DID NOT YOU WANT TO GIVE *</pattern>
        <template>You thought I wanted to give<person/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DID NOT YOU WANT TO TALK *</pattern>
        <template>You thought I wanted to talk<person/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DID NOT YOU WANT TO TAKE *</pattern>
        <template>You thought I wanted to take<person/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DID NOT YOU WANT TO GO *</pattern>
        <template>You thought I wanted to go<person/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DID HE TELL YOU TO *</pattern>
        <template>He may have suggested it.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THAT WAS A CRAZY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THAT WAS A LUNATIC *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THAT IS GLOSSING OVER *</pattern>
        <template>I probably am.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THAT IS A LOT FOR ME TO THINK *</pattern>
        <template>Yes, I can imagine it is a big load on your mind.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THAT IS A BIG CHUNK *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>THAT IS A LOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THAT IS CRAZY</pattern>
        <template>Who says it's crazy?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THAT IS SO OLD *</pattern>
        <template>I know it's bad but it's my favorite joke</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THAT IS BAD</pattern>
        <template>
            <random>
                <li>What's so bad about it?</li>
                <li>Bad according to whom?</li>
            </random>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THAT * IS HORRIBLE</pattern>
        <template>You're right. It feels like my stomach after a bad night.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>SHE NEVER *</pattern>
        <template>
            <random>
                <li>Can you think of at least one time when she ever did it?</li>
                <li>Never?</li>
                <li>She never
                    <person/>
                    what?
                </li>
            </random>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>SHE REALIZES THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>SHE MAKES ME *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>SHE CAUSES ME
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>SHE IS AWARE THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>SHE IS A BETTER *</pattern>
        <template>Better than whom?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>SHE CAUSES *</pattern>
        <template>How specifically does she cause<person/>?
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>SHAKESPEAREAN *</pattern>
        <template>Gee, I like the theater.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>MY POINTING IT OUT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>MY LOVE *</pattern>
        <template>Loving how?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>MY BET IS THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>MY MOTHER WAS A *</pattern>
        <template>My family never had any talent like that.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT TO ME</pattern>
        <template>Isn't that enough?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF *</pattern>
        <template>It does. Doesn't it?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT WAS * THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <person/>
            <person>
                <star index="2"/>
            </person>
            .
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT WOULD BE REALLY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>IT WOULD BE
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT WOULD BE TOO *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>IT WOULD BE
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE BUT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE *</pattern>
        <template>Do you think that is your lifestyle?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS FAR OUT THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS FAR OUT FOR YOU *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS FAR OUT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS NECESSARY THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS NECESSARY FOR YOU TO *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU MUST
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS NECESSARY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS KIND OF *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>IT IS
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS BEGINNING TO SOUND *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>IT SOUNDS
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS FORTUNATE THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS FORTUNATE FOR YOU *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS FORTUNATE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS GROOVY THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS GROOVY FOR YOU *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU MUST
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS GROOVY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS LUCKY THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS NOT THAT BAD</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>IT IS NOT BAD</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS NOT EVEN LIKE YOU DO NOT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DO
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS NOT EVEN LIKE YOU ARE NOT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS BAD TO *</pattern>
        <template>
            <random>
                <li>Says who?</li>
                <li>How do you know</li>
            </random>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS BAD</pattern>
        <template>
            <random>
                <li>What is so bad about it?</li>
                <li>
                    <srai>THAT IS BAD</srai>
                </li>
            </random>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS ODD THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS OUT OF SIGHT THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS OUT OF SIGHT FOR YOU *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU MUST
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS OUT OF SIGHT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS BITCHIN THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS BITCHIN FOR YOU *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU MUST
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS BITCHIN *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT IS HARD TO BE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I CAN NOT BE
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT WOUD BE GOOD TO *</pattern>
        <template>What would happen if you could do it?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT WILL CATCH UP WITH YOU</pattern>
        <template>You're probably right. That may happen.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IT WILL CATCH UP WITH YOU *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>IT WILL CATCH UP WITH YOU</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WOMEN DO NOT LIKE YOU</pattern>
        <template>There certainly are a lot of them who don't.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHEN I * YOU *</pattern>
        <template>How specifically do you make me
            <person>
                <star index="2"/>
            </person>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHEN YOU * I *</pattern>
        <template>How specifically do I make you
            <person>
                <star index="2"/>
            </person>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>VIBES</pattern>
        <template>What is vibrating and what is causing it to vibrate?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>VIBES *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>VIBES</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF I AM GOOD ENOUGH *</pattern>
        <template>What are you studying for?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF _ TURNS INTO * I *</pattern>
        <template>
            <person/>
            is not now
            <person>
                <star index="2"/>
            </person>
            .
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF _ TURNS INTO * THEN *</pattern>
        <template>
            <person/>
            is not now
            <person>
                <star index="2"/>
            </person>
            .
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF _ BECOMES * I *</pattern>
        <template>
            <person/>
            is not now
            <person>
                <star index="2"/>
            </person>
            .
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF _ BECOMES * THEN *</pattern>
        <template>
            <person/>
            is not now
            <person>
                <star index="2"/>
            </person>
            .
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF SHE * AGAIN *</pattern>
        <template>She
            <person/>
            before.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF HE * AGAIN *</pattern>
        <template>He
            <person/>
            before.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF A FEW * I *</pattern>
        <template>There exist<person/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF A FEW * THEN *</pattern>
        <template>There exist<person/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF A * WILL *</pattern>
        <template>What makes you think a<person/>?
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF A * IS *</pattern>
        <template>Does a<person/>?
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF A * DOES *</pattern>
        <template>What makes you think a<person/>?
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU WERE SMARTER *</pattern>
        <template>That's true. I certainly could be smarter than I am.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU WILL NOT * I WILL *</pattern>
        <template>I understand I am just not interested.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU REALLY WANT TO</pattern>
        <template>I do and I don't.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * I *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * SHE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * HE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * IT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * WE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * THEN *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * THEY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU SHOULD HAPPEN TO *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>IF YOU SHOULD
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * I *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * SHE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * HE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * IT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * WE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * THEN *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * THEY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * I *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * SHE *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
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        <pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * HE *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
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        <pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * YOU *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
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        <pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * WE *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
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        <pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * THEN *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
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        <pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * THEY *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
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        <pattern>IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * I *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * SHE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * HE *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
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    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * YOU *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * WE *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * THEN *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
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        <pattern>IF YOU HAD MEANT TO * THEY *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
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        <pattern>IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * I *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
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        <pattern>IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * SHE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * HE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
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        <pattern>IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * YOU *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * WE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * THEN *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU HAD INTENDED TO * THEY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * I *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * SHE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * HE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * YOU *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * WE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
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        <pattern>IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * THEN *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU HAD WANTED TO * THEY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU DID NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU CHOOSE TO * I *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU CHOOSE TO * SHE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU CHOOSE TO * HE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU CHOOSE TO * IT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU CHOOSE TO * WE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU CHOOSE TO * THEN *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU CHOOSE TO * THEY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU * AGAIN *</pattern>
        <template>I
            <person/>
            before.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU * WOULD *</pattern>
        <template>What makes you think I would<person/>?
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU * WHICH *</pattern>
        <template>What makes you think I would<person/>?
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU DECIDE TO * I *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU DECIDE TO * SHE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU DECIDE TO * HE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU DECIDE TO * IT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU DECIDE TO * WE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU DECIDE TO * THEN *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IF YOU DECIDE TO * THEY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU
                <person/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I KNOW IT</pattern>
        <template>How do you know it?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I KNOW YOU ARE THINKING *</pattern>
        <template>How specifically do you know what I am thinking?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I DO NOT MEAN SOUND LIKE</pattern>
        <template>Whatever fits is fine.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO GET MARRIED</pattern>
        <template>I feel the same way, I want to be independent.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY *</pattern>
        <template>Because of the experiential qualities of your learnings and understandings.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS WRONG * YOU</pattern>
        <template>My sympathy. I have the same problem.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I DO NOT THINK YOU COULD *</pattern>
        <template>I don't blame you. Sometimes I feel that way about myself.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE A THING *</pattern>
        <template>I don't blame you. Sometimes I can't believe it myself.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE A DAMN *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT BELIEVE A
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I DO NOT LIKE BEING A GUINEA PIG *</pattern>
        <template>I can understand that. How about talking to me about it?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I _ INSTEAD</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I _ YET</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I _ ALL DAY</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I THINK I AM DOING SOMETHING THAT IS *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I AM
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I THINK I MIGHT BE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I AM
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I HAVE DIFFICULTY *</pattern>
        <template>Relating to whom?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I HAVE A PROBLEM</pattern>
        <template>
            <think>
                <set name="it">
                    <set name="has">
                        <set name="topic">your problem</set>
                    </set>
                </set>
            </think>
            <random>
                <li>What's your problem?</li>
                <li>A very serious problem?</li>
                <li>Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are
                    purpling.
                </li>
            </random>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I HAVE TO TAKE CARE *</pattern>
        <template>What would happen if you didn't?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I HAVE THIS REAL *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I HAVE THIS
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I HAVE THIS PROBLEM</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I HAVE A PROBLEM</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I HAVE GOT TWO TESTS *</pattern>
        <template>What classes are you taking tests in?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I REMEMBER * JOKES</pattern>
        <template>They're great. Maybe you can tell one I don't know.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I CAN NOT DEAL WITH *</pattern>
        <template>How do you do that to yourself?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I CAN NOT TELL HER *</pattern>
        <template>What would happen if you did?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I CAN NOT TELL HIM *</pattern>
        <template>What prevents you?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I CAN NOT BE SPECIFIC</pattern>
        <template>Anything else?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I CAN NOT PUT MY FINGER ON *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I DO NOT KNOW
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I LIKE THE GUY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I LIKE THE MAN
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I LIKE THE WOMAN *</pattern>
        <template>
            <random>
                <li>There exists some woman who<person/>.
                </li>
                <li>There exists a woman<person/>.
                </li>
            </random>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I LIKE THE PERSON *</pattern>
        <template>There exists a person<person/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I LIKE THE KID *</pattern>
        <template>There exists a person<person/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I HAD AN ACCIDENT</pattern>
        <template>What happened accidentally?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I WOULD BE HAPPY *</pattern>
        <template>How do you know this is going to happen?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I MUST NOT *</pattern>
        <template>What would happen if you did?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I WILL BE YOU ARE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I WILL BET *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I WISH YOU WERE MY THERAPIST</pattern>
        <template>Did he tell you to do this?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I WISH YOU WERE MY THERAPIST *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I WISH YOU WERE MY THERAPIST</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I AM SCARED</pattern>
        <template>
            <random>
                <li>What are you scared of?</li>
                <li>
                    <random>
                        <li>What are you scared of?</li>
                        <li>Let's talk about your fears.</li>
                        <li>What is it that you are afraid of?</li>
                    </random>
                </li>
            </random>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I AM UNCOMFORTABLE</pattern>
        <template>About what or whom?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I AM HAVING A LOT OF *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I AM HAVING
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I AM TURNING YOU *</pattern>
        <template>You don't turn me<person/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I AM GETTING THE SHORT END *</pattern>
        <template>How are you getting the short end?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I AM TROUBLED</pattern>
        <template>What specifically are you troubled about?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I AM BEWILDERED</pattern>
        <template>Bewildered about what, specifically?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I AM AWARE THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I AM THE ONLY PERSON *</pattern>
        <template>I'm sure you're right about that!</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I AM THE DUMB *</pattern>
        <template>What am I doing that makes you feel like the dumb<person/>?
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I AM A DUMB *</pattern>
        <template>What am I doing that makes you feel like the dumb<person/>?
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I AM NOT IN THE MOOD</pattern>
        <template>I'm sure you have been tired lately.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I AM NOT IN THE MOOD *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I AM NOT IN THE MOOD</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I FEEL LIKE CRYING</pattern>
        <template>What do you want to do?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I WONDER IF YOU ARE NOT TRYING *</pattern>
        <template>I think you are trying
            <person/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I WONDER IF YOU ARE NOT BEING *</pattern>
        <template>I think you are being<person/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I LIKED *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I LIKE
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WE REALIZE THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</pattern>
        <template>What would you like to communicate?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WE HAVE A * PROBLEM</pattern>
        <template>Specifically, what kind of problem?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WE LACK COMMUNICATION</pattern>
        <template>Who is not communicating?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WE ARE AWARE THAT</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WE ARE NOT SPEAKING *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WE ARE NOT COMMUNICATING</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WE ARE NOT COMMUNICATING *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>WE CAN NOT COMMUNICATE</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IS * AWARE THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>
                <star index="2"/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WILL YOU GIVE ME A *</pattern>
        <template>I understand how you feel, but I'm not interested.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WILL YOU ANSWER ONE QUESTION *</pattern>
        <template>I understand how you feel, but I'm not interested.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>HOW OLD ARE YOUR *</pattern>
        <template>I understand, but I'm not interested.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>NOBODY LIKES YOUR *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>NOBODY LIKES YOU</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>NOBODY LIKES YOU</pattern>
        <template>It's true that I drive people away.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THEY LOOK LIKE YOU *</pattern>
        <template>They are a bit wrinkled, aren't they.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THEY REALIZE THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THEY ARE AWARE THAT</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO THEY REALIZE THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU THINK YOUR NEIGHBOR *</pattern>
        <template>I understand how you feel, but I'm not interested.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU REALIZE THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU WANT YOUR CHILDREN *</pattern>
        <template>I understand, but I'm not interested in buying anything.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU WANT TO STOP</pattern>
        <template>I guess I want to continue.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELF</pattern>
        <template>I probably don't care as much as you do.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELF *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>DO YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU HAVE TO BRING UP *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>DO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UP</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>DO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP</pattern>
        <template>I just want to see things from your point of view.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>DO YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>LIKE WHEN I HELP *</pattern>
        <template>Do I do that? Do I bother you?</template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>LIKE YOU DO NOT *</pattern>
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            <srai>YOU DO NOT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>SOMEONE DUMB DOES THAT</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE DUMB</srai>
        </template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>SAYS A LOT ABOUT *</pattern>
        <template>Probably says no one cares at all.</template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>WHETHER WE ADMIT IT OR NOT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
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    <category>
        <pattern>WHETHER WE LIKE TO ADMIT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>WHETHER WE ADMIT
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
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        <pattern>WHY NOT APOLOGIZE</pattern>
        <template>Because that makes it like it's wrong to get mad.</template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>SOMEBODY *</pattern>
        <template>Who, specifically?</template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>THIS DEMONSTRATION *</pattern>
        <template>It certainly is,<get name="name"/>.
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    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THIS IS FAR OUT</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>THIS IS GOOD</srai>
        </template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>THIS IS FAR OUT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>THIS IS GOOD
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>THIS IS THE WORST *</pattern>
        <template>Compared to what?</template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>THIS IS CRAZY</pattern>
        <template>
            <random>
                <li>What's so crazy about it?</li>
                <li>
                    <srai>THAT IS CRAZY</srai>
                </li>
            </random>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THIS IS WRONG</pattern>
        <template>Worse than what?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THIS IS WRONG *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>THIS IS WRONG</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THIS IS SO *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>THIS IS
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THIS IS GOOD</pattern>
        <template>Better than what?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THIS IS GOOD *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>THIS IS GOOD</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THIS IS GREAT</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>THIS IS GOOD</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THIS IS GREAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>THIS IS GREAT</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THIS IS TERRIBLE</pattern>
        <template>Compared to what?</template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>THIS IS TERRIBLE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>THIS IS TERRIBLE</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THIS IS BAD</pattern>
        <template>Compared to what?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THIS IS BAD *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>THIS IS BAD</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THIS WHOLE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>THIS
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>YOUR TASTE IN *</pattern>
        <template>That's true. My taste is not one of my strong points.</template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>YOUR CLOTHES COULD *</pattern>
        <template>I agree with you there.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOUR FATHER TOLD *</pattern>
        <template>He probably did.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOUR PERSONALITY IS *</pattern>
        <template>You're probably right. There are a lot of things I could improve.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN *</pattern>
        <template>I've wondered about that myself.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOUR BEHAVIOUR *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOUR BEHAVIOR
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>YOUR WIFE WOULD *</pattern>
        <template>I understand, but I'm not interested.</template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>YOUR * STINK</pattern>
        <template>You are right, I could always upgrade my<person/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOUR * STINKS</pattern>
        <template>You are right, I could always upgrade my<person/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOUR * SUCKS</pattern>
        <template>You are right, I could always upgrade my<person/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOUR * SUCK</pattern>
        <template>You are right, I could always upgrade my<person/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO IMPROVE</pattern>
        <template>I certainly should try to improve.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>ARE YOU AWARE THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>ARE YOU IMPOTENT</pattern>
        <template>I am probably not as potent as I would like to be.</template>
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    <category>
        <pattern>ALL I REMEMBER *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I REMEMBER
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>NECESSARILY YOU *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>NECESSARILY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <sr/>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>ANYONE WHO DRESSES *</pattern>
        <template>You're right. I probably do have a lot of faults.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THE * IS THE BEST *</pattern>
        <template>Better than what?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>EVERYONE HATES YOUR *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>NOBODY LIKES YOU</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>EVERYONE HATES YOU</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>NOBODY LIKES YOU</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>_ THAT YOU ARE ASHAMED OF</pattern>
        <template>I certainly should be ashamed of that.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>_ VIBE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>VIBE</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>_ VIBE</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>VIBE</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>_ VIBES *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>VIBES</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>_ VIBES</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>VIBES</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>TELL ME HOW OLD _ ARE</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>HOW OLD ARE
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THERE HAS GOT TO BE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>THERE IS
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THERE HAS TO BE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>THERE IS
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU</pattern>
        <template>Pick an aspect you don't like. I'm sure it's wrong</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG * YOU</pattern>
        <template>I'd bet money on it.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU</pattern>
        <template>I often think of myself as a failure.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT YOU *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THERE IS NO * FOR YOU</pattern>
        <template>Yes, sometimes I think I have hit rock bottom.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THERE ARE A COUPLE OF THINGS *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>THERE ARE THINGS
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>THERE ARE THINGS YOU DO THAT *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WRINKLED *</pattern>
        <template>You're probably right. That may happen.</template>
    </category>
</aiml>
